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so, yesterday i went to Joe's (ice cream spot) and they made a new flavor. and guess what it is?
ew. i mean, don't get me wrong. i like alcohol as much as any other damn college student...but beer ice-cream? bllechh. and just for the fun of it, i wasted $2.78 just to taste. and. it. tasted. like. shit. i wanted a damn refund. it didn't even taste like beer! for all you kiddies who haven't drank beer before, have you ever smelled wine? you know that strong, dry smell? yeah. imagine licking that. so i threw away my ice cream, i was gonna give it to a hobo but i didn't feel like making the poor guy throw up. so, i threw it out, noticing that not even the effin' pigeons were pecking at it. so sad. so i decided to go to the corner store. ya know, so i can buy gum to get that nasty taste outta my mouth. so i buy a pack of orbit (yum.) and then it turns out that i spend the last of my chump change on that stupid ice cream and all i had was a twenty-dollar bill.
" a twenty-dollar bill for a pack gum, little miss?"
yes, that's what the geezer said. i shrugged cause i didn't know what to say, embarrassed. and mind you, there was a huge line behind me. and to make matters even worse, the register guy made a big deal and was like "-BIG, HEAVING SIGH- okay, fine." it was a miracle that i didnt grill at him :/
so, 10 years later i walk out of the store with gum in my mouth and i walk into borders. totally harmless, right? er. WRONG. i go into an aisle and this little kid's foot was stretched out and i trip. in front of a book display and i make like 8,000 books fall.
and you know what i did next?
i ran all the way to my apartment and hid under my covers.
yesturday was a bad day...